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| After a treacherous, arduous, 4-mile hike, I sought anything and everything to sooth my legs, arms, and back that were just kicked, punched, and gnawed on by one of the most secluded valleys on this verdant island.
Two bottles of ice-cold water quenched my thirst, but I really needed something more. And so I gave in. Paid $7.50 for a milkshake. Seven MOTHER-F'in fifty. It was good, tho. Homemade taste. Still not sure if it was good, good. Maybe it was good because I just hiked through Hell. Or maybe I convinced myself that it was good because I spent $7.50 on it.
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Bribed a kid into taking the picture for me. He got a cool hypercolor pencil in return.
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| Ah, the memories of middle school. So many girls had "I <3 SVS" written on their spiral covers.
And I am embarrassed to admit that it was not until I was 17 did I learn that SVS stood for "someone very special". Every year, I searched the yearbook for anyone with those initials, or the initials SS, thinking maybe his middle initial is a "V". Then I conceded that he goes to another high school. I can't believe that for 30 minutes a year, I searched the yearbook when it came out, thinking, incredulously that all these girls never noticed that this guy is playing all of them.
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| Yeah, it's sad that he died. But so what. The kid was drunk and speeding. It's natural selection. I said it. http://kauaiworld.com/articles/2009/03/31/news/kauai_news/doc49d1be451d800046011655.txt | | |
| So my day started out nicely. Met an attractive Asian woman. Chit-chatted. She called me funny, cute, and sweet. Before we part and go our separate ways, she blurts out something about her boyfriend to herself. Great. F--- my life. Sulked and dragged myself to get lunch from the bowling alley (hey, they serve good food).
There, what I did not expect to see cheered me up. A mongoloid (alright, I'll be politically correct, a person with Down Syndrome) was bowling a 170 in the 8th frame--without any help from the bumpers! I think I broke 170 once in about a hundred games of bowling.
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